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CURRENT CONDITIONS IN SHAP   (live, updated every time you're brave enough to look)
TEMPERATURE
4°C
FEELS LIKE
-16°C
(actual minus 20, as is law in Shap)
WIND
54 mph

THE SHAP 7-DAY FORECAST
DAY OUTLOOK TEMP WIND
Mon~ ~ ~4°CWindy
Tue~ ~ ~3°CWindy
Wed~ ~ ~4°CVery Windy
Thu~ ~ ~2°CWindy
Fri~ ~ ~4°CWindy (gusts)
Sat5°CSun?? (4 min)
Sun~ ~ ~3°CWindy (the sun has gone)
Saturday forecast subject to change to "Windy" at any moment.

THE SHAP WIND INDEX™
9.4 / 10
Today's reading: "HOLD ONTO SUMMAT"
0–3: Calm (has never occurred)
4–6: Breezy (lovely)
7–8: Hat Risk
9: Trampoline Migration
10: Evacuate to Kendal
 
WIND DIRECTION
↗↖
↙↘

All of them.
Simultaneously.

(Our weathervane has been
spinning since March.)


PRESSURE: Low. MORALE: Lower. VISIBILITY: It's behind that cloud.
Tomorrow's forecast: see today's forecast.

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